The following morning, I got up, and realised that I hadn’t been dreaming. I was still lying there naked next to a naked Shannon Elizabeth and Pamela Anderson. They were both fast asleep. I had to leave as I had more reception work to do, so I got dressed, and kissed them both on the lips before going.
At the reception desk, I was amazed to see who was there, waiting for a room. None other than Britney Spears. I rushed to the desk and whipped out the reservation book. “Can I help you?” I asked.
“I’d like to book a room please, just a single.” she replied.
“Certainly.” I opened the book and signed her name next to her room, which happened to be right next door to Pam and Shannon’s. I handed her the key and directed her to the room.
Britney ambled down the corridor to the lift. This was the first quiet break she’d had in ages. She’d just finished her tour and was ready to crash out, with some New York shopping.
She turned into the corridor with her room and found the right number. She went to open it but heard strange noises. From inside? No, they were coming from next door. She let herself into her room, and ditched her bags, before returning to the corridor and standing outside the room where the noises were coming from. They were slightly muffled, but Britney could make them out clearly.
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